Since we arrived here a little over three weeks ago I have tried to revisit my beliefs of what I think I want and need. What are my needs - really? How often do I need to bathe? How often do I really need to change my clothes, or my underwear for that matter? How often do I need to shave? How often do I need to cut my finger nails & toe nails.
Here is what I discovered. Bathe - 4 days unless you're really sweating like a pig. Clothes - 4 days unless you're rolling in the mud with the pigs. Underwear - 3 days unless you're having certain issues having to do with bacon stripes. Shave - still haven't yet, though I did have to trim my pie hole cause food was getting stuck in it way too much & prevented me from eating like a pig. Finger nails - 2 weeks, else you can scratch someone & make them squeal like a pig.
And toe nails. Well, Declan told me yesterday that I should cut my toe nails as they were starting to curl like a pigs tail (okay, that a stretch on the whole pig thing). But, I figure when a 10 year old is giving you hygiene tips, well, you probably ought to listen. So I did.
Me noob, you no noob.
8 years ago